I’m a rough houser. You know, pounce, rear, jump, tumble, wrestle, run around. It keeps me fit and ready for action. Secretly, my dream is to be a stunt panda for the movies. Did I mention that I am an excellent climber? The two skyscraper-tall elm trees in our new home are epic fun! The other day, I ascended the highest tree in our habitat – great view from up there. Dad got nervous so he climbed up after me, grabbed my tail between his teeth and attempted to drag me down. I held my position firm and steady, like a warrior. Thank you, curved, razor-sharp claws. Dad finally accepted defeat and retreated down the tree. Ha! Empress Paprika, Ruler of the Land, Leader of the Pandas. Has a nice ring to it!